The Man Who Had a Second Job Do you know about the man who had a second job closing the casing tubes of sausage links? He made meat ends to make ends meet. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, April 18, …
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Tell Me One Thing Wrong With Overstocking Tell me one thing wrong with overstocking grocery shelves. Go on. Aisle weight. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, April 17, 2025 79,13
Every Room Has to Have a Door Every room has to have a door, and that’s where I come in. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, April 16, 2025 58,13
I’m Reading a Horror Story in Braille I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, April 15, 2025 87,17
Today I Raced a Frenchman and Easily Beat Him Today I raced a Frenchman and easily beat him. Nice guys finish last. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, April 14, 2025 69,13
Divide the Circumference of An Orange Gourd What do you get when you divide the circumference of an orange gourd by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, April 13, 2025 97,18
Why Can’t You Trust Elements Why can’t you trust elements? They make up everything. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, April 12, 2025 54,9
My Wife Threw Me Out of the House My wife threw me out of the house because I’m obsessed with talking like a news anchor. More on that after the break. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, April 11, 2025 117,23 …
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How do ants avoid the flu? They have anty bodies. How do ants avoid the flu? They have anty bodies. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, April 10, 2025 49,10
I Used to Hate Facial Hair I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, April 09, 2025 51,12
