I Put on a Clean Pair of Socks Each Day of the Week I put on a clean pair of socks each day of the week. By Friday, I could hardly get my shoes on. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, …
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I Used to Detest My Job I used to detest my job hanging from the ceiling, blowing air at people. Now I’m a big fan. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, April 06, 2025 91,19
I was Afraid that I Broke My Sewing Machine I was afraid that I broke my sewing machine. It seams fine now. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, April 05, 2025 63,13
Why Did the Mountain Hate the Beach Why did the mountain hate the beach? He wasn’t shore. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, April 04, 2025 53,10
Why Didn’t the Skeleton Go Trick Or Treating Why didn’t the skeleton go trick or treating? He had no body to go with him. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, April 03, 2025 76,16
Why is It Hard to Trust Italian Pasta Why is it hard to trust Italian pasta? Because some of them are spyghetti. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, April 02, 2025 74,14
I Think I’m Allergic to the Gym I think I’m allergic to the gym. Whenever I’m there, I get sweaty, my face turns red, my heart beats rapidly, and my breathing is short. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, April 01, …
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My Friend Barely Escaped Injury My friend barely escaped injury after falling through a plate glass window. It must have been very paneful. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, March 31, 2025 107,18
Balls of Lint Would It Take to Reach the Moon How many balls of lint would it take to reach the moon? One, but it would need to be very large. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, March 30, 2025 96,21 …
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My Girlfriend and I Watched Three Movies My girlfriend and I watched three movies back to back. Luckily, I was facing forward. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, March 29, 2025 85,15
