Why was the Cantaloupe Office Staff So Glum Why was the cantaloupe office staff so glum? They were melon-colleagues. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, August 02, 2025 72,11
What Happens When You Can’t Pay Your Exorcist What happens when you can’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, August 01, 2025 67,11
Someone Was Giving Away Dead Batteries Someone was giving away dead batteries at a garage sale this weekend. They were free of charge. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, July 31, 2025 95,17
Right Before Interrogation Right before interrogation, the man says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” Police: “You are the lawyer.” Lawyer: “Exactly, where’s my present?” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, July 30, 2025 160,25
I Like the Sound of Fiancé I like the sound of ‘fiancé,’ it has a ring to it. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, July 29, 2025 50,12
What Did Batman Say to Robin What did Batman say to Robin after they loaded the Batmobile to respond to the Bat Signal? “Robin, get in the car.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, July 28, 2025 115,22
When My Grandfather Was Ill When my grandfather was ill, we rubbed lard on his back. He went downhill quite quickly after that. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, July 27, 2025 99,18
My Wife Always Prefers the Stairs My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator. I guess we are raised differently. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, July 26, 2025 113,20
Scientists Have Conclusively Determined Scientists have conclusively determined the leading cause of dry skin. Towels. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, July 25, 2025 78,11
My Calculator Broke Today My calculator broke today, I can’t count on it anymore. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, July 24, 2025 55,10
