People Are Usually Shocked When People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, April 29, 2023 78,14
I Rescued a Dog that Once Belonged to a Blacksmith I rescued a dog that once belonged to a blacksmith. The first thing he did when I brought him home was make a bolt for the door. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them …
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I Built Myself a Voice-Activated Car I built myself a voice-activated car. I also have a regular car, but that goes without saying. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, April 27, 2023 94,17
Found Out I was Color Blind the Other Day Found out I was color blind the other day. Boy that came right out of the orange. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, April 26, 2023 81,17
As I Suspected As I suspected, someone has been adding clay to my garden. The plot thickens. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, April 25, 2023 77,14
When I Was Young, My Dad… When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why. I had to draw my own conclusions. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! …
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I May Try to Use Contractions I may try to use contractions more often, but it can get confusing. Maybe I won’t, maybe I’ll. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, April 23, 2023 94,18
What is a Pirate’s Favorite Musical Note What is a pirate’s favorite musical note? The high C. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, April 22, 2023 53,10
My Friend is Addicted to Brake Fluid My friend is addicted to brake fluid. However, he says he can stop any time. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, April 21, 2023 76,15
My New Boss Reprimanded Me For Asking My new boss reprimanded me for asking customers if they preferred smoking or non-smoking. Technically, the correct terms are cremation or burial. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, April 20, 2023 145,22
