I Joined a Lord of the Rings Secret Society I joined a Lord of the Rings secret society and just learned the secret sign. It’s a Tolkien gesture. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, September 16, 2023 101,19
Smoking Will Kill You Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. However, smoking bacon will cure it. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, September 15, 2023 80,14
What Happens If Your Band Has Two Drummers What happens if your band has two drummers? There will be repercussions. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, September 14, 2023 72,12
Why Are Fish Usually Really Easy to Weigh Why are fish usually really easy to weigh? Because most have their own scales. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, September 13, 2023 78,14
Guy Whose Entire Left Side Got Cut Off Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side got cut off? He’s all right now. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, September 12, 2023 82,17
My Son Asked What ‘Inexplicable’ Means My son asked what ‘inexplicable’ means. I said, “It’s hard to explain.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, September 11, 2023 71,12
What Do You Call a Dog that Only Eats Ants What do you call a dog that only eats ants? An aardbark. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, September 10, 2023 56,12
Tired of Looking at Your Smartphone Tired of looking at your smartphone? There’s a nap for that. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, September 09, 2023 60,11
I Gave Up Assembling the Last Part on My New Bike I gave up assembling the last part on my new bike. I just couldn’t handle it. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, September 08, 2023 77,16
I Just Can’t Trust Trees I just can’t trust trees. They seem kind of shady. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, September 07, 2023 50,10
