Three Companies Were After Me I told my boss that three companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay at my current job. “Which companies are after you?” my boss asked. “Gas, electric, and cable,” I responded. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right …
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What Part of the Body is the Last to Die What part of the body is the last to die? The pupils, they dilate. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, November 14, 2023 66,14
What Do Peppers Do When They’Re Angry What do peppers do when they’re angry? They get jalapeño face. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, November 13, 2023 62,11
I Invented a Thought Controlled Air Freshener I invented a thought controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, November 12, 2023 87,15
I Used to Work in a Calendar Factory I used to work in a calendar factory but I was let go because I look a couple of days off. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, November 11, 2023 90,21
How Many Seconds Are There in a Year How many seconds are there in a year? Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd… Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, November 10, 2023 72,13
An Artist Whos Also a Street Racer What do you call an artist who’s also a street racer? Vincent Van Go! Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, November 09, 2023 69,14
The Newly Uncovered Secret Society of Beverages Do you know about the newly uncovered secret society of beverages? They call themselves the Illuminatea. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, November 08, 2023 104,16
What Did the Fish Monger Say to the Magician What did the fish monger say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, November 07, 2023 66,14
Swimming in An Ocean of Orange Soda Last Night I dreamed about swimming in an ocean of orange soda last night. It took a while to realize it was a Fanta sea. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, November 06, 2023 …
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