This Week Someone Knocked on My Door This week, someone knocked on my door soliciting donations for a neighborhood swimming pool. I told him of course, and offered a bottle of water. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, February 23, 2024 …
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My Grandfather was an Abacus Salesman in 1960s My grandfather was an abacus salesman in 1960s. He was part of the counter culture. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, February 22, 2024 83,15
Unbelievable! 364 Days Until Christmas Unbelievable! 364 Days until Christmas, yet there are decorations everywhere already. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, February 21, 2024 85,11
I Found a Nickel on the Ground I found a nickel on the ground and I have a feeling I’m going to find a penny later. It’s my sixth sense. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, February 20, 2024 105,23
My Friend Wouldn’t Stop Telling Me Bird Puns My friend wouldn’t stop telling me bird puns. Little did he know, toucan play at that game. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, February 19, 2024 91,17
My Mother in Law Doesnt Like My mother in law doesn’t like the new stair lift we had installed for her. She says it drives her up the wall. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, February 18, 2024 110,23
Ive Started a Small Business Building Boats I’ve started a small business building boats in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, February 17, 2024 91,16
I Just Quit My Job As a Scuba Diving Instructor I just quit my job as a scuba diving instructor. Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, February 16, 2024 88,18
Customer Walks Into a Bookstore Customer walks into a bookstore and asks the clerk for a book on turtles. Clerk: “Hardback?” Customer: “Yes and their little heads pop in and out.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, February 15, 2024 147,26 …
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Homework Will Be a Piece of Cake Don’t you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake? It always tastes like paper. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, February 14, 2024 113,23
