What Sound Does a 747 Make When It Bounces What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, April 23, 2024 67,12
You Got Me a House For My Birthday Dad: “I can’t believe you got me a house for my birthday!” Son: “I hope you enjoy it. What are your plans?” Dad: “I’m just going to live in the present.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! …
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Bose Stereo for Sale, $5, Volume Stuck at 11 I saw an ad that read: “Bose stereo for sale, $5, volume stuck at 11.” I thought to myself: “I can’t turn that down!” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, April 21, …
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I Wanted to Marry My English Teacher I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison, but apparently, you can’t end a sentence with a proposition. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, April 20, 2024 125,23
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me number. Puns make me numb, but math puns make me number. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, April 19, 2024 48,10
I Found Out I’m Allergic to Horses I found out I’m allergic to horses. It was destabilizing. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, April 18, 2024 57,10
High School Girlfriend I asked my high school girlfriend if I was the only one she’s dated. She said yes, the others were at least sevens. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, April 17, 2024 115,23
My Friend Fell and She Couldn’t Stand Up My friend fell and told me that she couldn’t stand up. I said “Why not? It’s a great movie!” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, April 16, 2024 92,19
I Wrote a Joke About Blowing My Nose I wrote a joke about blowing my nose. I thought it would be funny but it’s snot. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, April 15, 2024 80,17
I Accidentally Swallowed a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, April 14, 2024 102,17
