Why Do Bicycles Fall Over So Often Why do bicycles fall over so often? Because they’re two-tired. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, July 17, 2025 62,10
I was Arrested for Stealing People’s Electrons I was arrested for stealing people’s electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, July 16, 2025 135,21
I Broke My Finger Today I broke my finger today. But on the other hand I’m fine. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, July 15, 2025 56,12
My Friend was Electrocuted Yesterday My friend was electrocuted yesterday. He tried to eat an Apple. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, July 14, 2025 63,11
What Do You Call a Pencil Without Lead What do you call a pencil without lead? Pointless. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, July 13, 2025 50,9
One Should Never Iron a Four Leaf Clover One should never iron a four leaf clover. You don’t want to press your luck. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, July 12, 2025 76,15
What Pet is Furry What pet is furry, needs occasional cleaning, but never needs feeding? Carpet. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, July 11, 2025 78,12
What Did the Brown Bear Say When What did the brown bear say when he called customer service? Just bear with me here. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, July 10, 2025 84,16
Lawn Statue With An Excellent Sense of Rhythm What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm? A metro-gnome. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, July 09, 2025 92,16
Ancient Astronomers Got Bored Ancient astronomers got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours, they called it a day. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, July 08, 2025 95,17
