My Wife Came Back From the Grocery Store My wife came back from the grocery store with the wrong type of cheese. “I’m sorry,” she said. I told her: “It’s all gouda.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, June 02, 2024 …
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Why Did the Tomato Blush Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, June 01, 2024 60,11
Kleptomaniac Who Had An Accident in the Laundromat Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who had an accident in the laundromat? He took a tumble. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, May 31, 2024 92,17
Someone Stole the Soap From the Bathroom Again Someone stole the soap from the bathroom again. The culprit made a clean get away. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, May 30, 2024 82,15
My Son is Obsessed With Everything Star Wars My son is obsessed with everything Star Wars, but this week he’s also into cars. I bought him a toy Yoda. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, May 29, 2024 105,21
Compliment Someones Mustache I hate it when you sincerely compliment someone’s mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, May 28, 2024 102,16
Good Bakers Use Real Butter Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, May 27, 2024 68,13
Scientists Have Grown Human Vocal Cords Scientists have grown human vocal cords on mice in a lab. The results speak for themselves. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, May 26, 2024 91,16
Have You Heard of Whiteboards Have you heard of whiteboards? They’re a pretty remarkable invention. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, May 25, 2024 69,10
After My Annual Physical After my annual physical, my doctor prescribed a pill I’ll have to take daily for the rest of my life. The bottle only had four pills. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, May 24, 2024 134,26
