My Bank Called to Let Me Know My bank called to let me know I had an outstanding balance. I said, “Thank you, I was a star gymnast in high school,” and hung up. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, August …
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Why Do Electrical Repairmen Make Journalists Why do electrical repairmen make the best journalists? They’re always investigating current events. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, August 30, 2024 99,13
Once Youve Seen One Shopping Center Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen the mall. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, August 29, 2024 59,10
Neil Diamond was Called Neil Carbon Fun fact: prior to achieving immense popularity with “Sweet Caroline,” Neil Diamond was called Neil Carbon. Ultimately, the pressure got to him. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, August 28, 2024 144,22
Lawyer Who Forgot His Bag in Court Did you hear about the lawyer who forgot his bag in court? It was a brief case. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, August 27, 2024 79,17
My Son Beat My Neighbor in a Marathon My son beat my neighbor in a marathon. He’s now in custody for assault. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, August 26, 2024 71,14
Why Are Foot Injuries So Serious Why are foot injuries so serious? Because they take so long to heel. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, August 25, 2024 68,13
What Do Otters Say When They Get Stuck in Seaweed What do otters say when they get stuck in seaweed? “Kelp! Kelp!” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, August 24, 2024 64,12
The Flat-Earther that Attempted to Walk Did you read about the flat-earther that attempted to walk to the edge of the earth? He finally came around. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, August 23, 2024 108,20
What’s Big, Gray, and Makes You Jump What’s big, gray, and makes you jump? The elephant of surprise. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, August 22, 2024 63,11
