My Wife Asked If I Could Clear the Table After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, September 30, 2024 95,20
Smokey the Bear Reminds Us Smokey the Bear reminds us to never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, September 29, 2024 97,18
Take My Advice, Do Not Inhale Poisonous Gases Take my advice, do not inhale poisonous gases. You may very well sulfur the consequences. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, September 28, 2024 89,15
All of the Toilets Were Stolen From NYPD HQ Did you hear that all of the toilets were stolen from NYPD HQ? The detectives have nothing to go on. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, September 27, 2024 100,20
I Asked a Beekeeper for a Dozen Bees I asked a beekeeper for a dozen bees. He counted out thirteen and handed them over. “You’ve given me one too many,” I said. “That one’s a freebie.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! …
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Why Did the Man Leave His Socks on the Golf Course Why did the man leave his socks on the golf course? He had a hole in one. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, September 25, 2024 73,17
It’s Difficult to Say What My Wife Does It’s difficult to say what my wife does. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, September 24, 2024 79,16
Finding Your Lost Luggage At the Airport Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that’s just not the case. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, September 23, 2024 91,16
What Do You Call a Genetically Engineered Cow What do you call a genetically engineered cow? A mootant. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, September 22, 2024 57,10
What do you call bad guys in India? Curryminals. What do you call bad guys in India? Curryminals. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, September 21, 2024 48,9
