My Friend was Electrocuted Yesterday My friend was electrocuted yesterday. He tried to eat an Apple. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, July 14, 2025 63,11
What Do You Call a Pencil Without Lead What do you call a pencil without lead? Pointless. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, July 13, 2025 50,9
One Should Never Iron a Four Leaf Clover One should never iron a four leaf clover. You don’t want to press your luck. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, July 12, 2025 76,15
What Pet is Furry What pet is furry, needs occasional cleaning, but never needs feeding? Carpet. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, July 11, 2025 78,12
What Did the Brown Bear Say When What did the brown bear say when he called customer service? Just bear with me here. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, July 10, 2025 84,16
Lawn Statue With An Excellent Sense of Rhythm What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm? A metro-gnome. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, July 09, 2025 92,16
Ancient Astronomers Got Bored Ancient astronomers got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours, they called it a day. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, July 08, 2025 95,17
I Could Administer My Own Anesthetic I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic. He said, “Go ahead. Knock yourself out.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, July 07, 2025 101,18
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, July 06, 2025 49,9
What Did the Big Plate Say to the Teacup What did the big plate say to the teacup? Lunch is on me. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, July 05, 2025 57,13
