My Deaf Wife Told Me that We Need to Talk My deaf wife told me that “we need to talk.” That was not a good sign. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, August 06, 2025 70,16
Don’t Tell Secrets in Corn Fields Don’t tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, August 05, 2025 56,10
To be Frank, I’d have to change my name. To be Frank, I’d have to change my name. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, August 04, 2025 40,9
Can Vegans Eat Pudding Can vegans eat pudding? No! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat? Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, August 03, 2025 84,17
Why was the Cantaloupe Office Staff So Glum Why was the cantaloupe office staff so glum? They were melon-colleagues. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, August 02, 2025 72,11
What Happens When You Can’t Pay Your Exorcist What happens when you can’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, August 01, 2025 67,11
Someone Was Giving Away Dead Batteries Someone was giving away dead batteries at a garage sale this weekend. They were free of charge. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, July 31, 2025 95,17
Right Before Interrogation Right before interrogation, the man says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” Police: “You are the lawyer.” Lawyer: “Exactly, where’s my present?” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, July 30, 2025 160,25
I Like the Sound of Fiancé I like the sound of ‘fiancé,’ it has a ring to it. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, July 29, 2025 50,12
What Did Batman Say to Robin What did Batman say to Robin after they loaded the Batmobile to respond to the Bat Signal? “Robin, get in the car.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, July 28, 2025 115,22
