Poor Man Whose Blanket Slipped Off Did you hear about the poor man whose blanket slipped off his hospital bed just before he was about to be discharged? He never recovered. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, January 28, 2025 137,25 …
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I Made Fish Tacos Last Night, My Best Yet I made fish tacos last night, my best yet. Sadly, they ignored them and swam away. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, January 27, 2025 82,16
The Hotel Receptionist Was Checking Me Out I’m pretty sure that the hotel receptionist was checking me out. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, January 26, 2025 64,11
Stop Buying Processed Deli Meat My wife thinks we should stop buying so much processed deli meat from the grocer. I agreed; we should quit cold turkey. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, January 25, 2025 119,22
Offered a Job in a Monastery Laundry As a high schooler, I was offered a job in a monastery laundry. My parents said no way; they didn’t want me picking up dirty habits. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, January 24, …
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My Parents Introduced My Sister and Me to Minimalism My parents introduced my sister and me to minimalism. It’s the least they could do. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, January 23, 2025 83,15
When My Dear Oma Died, She was Cremated When my dear oma died, she was cremated. I had her ashes placed in a trophy that read: “World’s Best Grandma.” She urned it. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, January 22, 2025 …
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One Time I Paid $20 to See Prince in Concert One time I paid $20 to see Prince in concert, but I partied like it’s $19.99. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, January 21, 2025 77,16
My Most Memorable Elementary School Teacher Was My most memorable elementary school teacher was Ms. Turtle. Funny name, but she tortoise well. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, January 20, 2025 94,15
Gallon of Water or a Gallon of Butane What’s heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane? The water. No matter how much, butane will always be a lighter fluid. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, January 19, 2025 …
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