What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read …
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I Loaded My Favorite Hiking Playlist I loaded my favorite hiking playlist. It has tracts from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, July 22, 2025 118,21
The Only Thing that Can Defeat Me Is The only thing that can defeat me is a double amputation. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, July 21, 2025 57,11
How Would the World Operate How would the world operate if it were run by the Danish? We would have a pastry-archal society. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, July 20, 2025 96,18
On Our Last Cruise On our last cruise, I stopped in an island voodoo shop and immediately punched a laughing psychic. My mother always told me to strike a happy medium. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, July 19, 2025 149,27 …
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Albert Einstein Was a Genius We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, July 18, 2025 83,16
Why Do Bicycles Fall Over So Often Why do bicycles fall over so often? Because they’re two-tired. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, July 17, 2025 62,10
I was Arrested for Stealing People’s Electrons I was arrested for stealing people’s electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, July 16, 2025 135,21
I Broke My Finger Today I broke my finger today. But on the other hand I’m fine. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, July 15, 2025 56,12
My Friend was Electrocuted Yesterday My friend was electrocuted yesterday. He tried to eat an Apple. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, July 14, 2025 63,11
