Jim Works the Counter at a Butcher Shop Jim works the counter at a butcher shop. He’s six feet tall and wears a size 11 shoe. What does he weigh? Meat. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, August 16, 2025 111,23 …
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My Indian Friend Announced My Indian friend announced to her family that she wants to wear a ball gown to her wedding. She told them: “Sorry, but not Sari.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, August 15, 2025 129,25
I Was Pulled Over Yesterday I was pulled over yesterday and the officer asked if I had a police record. I told him no, but that I have a few of Sting’s solo albums. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, August …
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield? Baboom. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? Baboom. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, August 13, 2025 49,10
The Devil Told Me He Could Play a Mean Fiddle The devil told me he could play a mean fiddle. I asked him demonstrate. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, August 12, 2025 71,14
My Idea to Create a Miniature Flamethrower I had to give up on my idea to create a miniature flamethrower. It was burning a hole in my pocket. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, August 11, 2025 99,21
I’Ve Applied to Work at Apple and Blackberry I’ve applied to work at Apple and BlackBerry. But so far, my efforts have been fruitless. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, August 10, 2025 89,16
Why is a Tree a Better Deterrent Than a Guard Dog Why is a tree a better deterrent than a guard dog? It has more bark. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, August 09, 2025 68,15
Someone in the Cardio Section Today, I saw someone in the cardio section put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, August 08, 2025 102,19
What Did the Scarf Say to the Hat What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead; I’m going to hang a bit longer. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, August 07, 2025 83,19
