honningkage

Sherlock, what do they call primary school in America? Elementary, my dear Watson.

I’ll be in England soon and I’m supposed to go to Greenwich a few weeks after I arrive. Any ideas what to do in the meantime?

Garbage collectors don’t need formal education in order to get hired. They pick it up as they go along.

What do you do if you find a space man? Park your car.

My grandfather was his battalion’s mime during WWII. He doesn’t talk about it.

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison, but apparently, you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.

How does Sushi A usually greet Sushi B? Wasabi.

And the best neckwear goes to… Oh wait, it’s a tie!

Why can’t two elephants go swimming at the same time? Because they only have one pair of trunks.

I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.