honningkage

Found a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands dirty mixing the dough. It is kneadless, to say.

How do phones get married? They give each other a ring.

It’s tricky knowing when to take the tea bag out. There’s a steep learning curve.

My dad really wanted me to make paper planes with him. Eventually I folded.

Want to hear a joke about a stone? Never mind, I’ll just skip that one.

I wrote a joke about blowing my nose. I thought it would be funny but it’s snot.

Why did the snail paint an ‘S’ on her car? When she sped past, people would say: “Look at that S car go!”

Dad: “I can’t believe you got me a house for my birthday!” Son: “I hope you enjoy it. What are your plans?” Dad: “I’m just going to live in the present.”

My wife came back from the grocery store with the wrong type of cheese. “I’m sorry,” she said. I told her: “It’s all gouda.”

I caught a great documentary on beavers last night. Best dam thing on TV.