honningkage

What do you call the Italian technician at the Large Hadron Collider who makes prosecco on weekends? A fizzycist.

Growing up I always thought a prima donna was someone born before August 16, 1958.

I invented a thought controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.

Everyone in our reggae band agreed we had to fire the triangle player. It was just one ting after another with him.

Jim works the counter at a butcher shop. He’s six feet tall and wears a size 11 shoe. What does he weigh? Meat.

My physicist girlfriend told me that she loves me to the moon and back. I’m worried she means displacement, not distance.

Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft? Classical conditioning.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

Where do Audis go when they retire? The old Volks home.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.