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Why was the lettuce ultimately convicted at trial? It didn’t romaine silent.

How do you give a waterbed more bounce? Fill it with spring water.

I asked the store clerk where to find the Terminator DVDs. He responded, “Aisle B, Back.”

What do you call a queue of rabbits losing their fur? A receding hareline.

Evidently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone on the bus I’m driving.

What happens when you drop a duck egg on the ground? It quacks.

Someone stole my mood ring. I’m not sure how I feel about it.

Our math professor was over half an hour late to his first class, sixteen minutes late to his second, and eight minutes late to the last. At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time.

I called IT because music was coming out of the printer. They told me it’s just jammin’ again.

Today, I saw someone in the cardio section put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.