honningkage

I heard that parallel lines have a lot in common. It’s too bad they never meet.

I just won’t stand to listen to stereotypes anymore. I always sit for Sony, Yamaha, or Bose.

I was accused of being a plagiarist. Their word, not mine.

Where do oranges go to school? The Navel Academy.

What’s a sea cow’s favorite beverage? Manatea.

The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

How many pragmatists does it take to change a light bulb? One.

In Mother Russia, saunas were the place where men made deals and debated politics. Those were heated discussions.

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One’s cured with tweetment, the other, oinkment.

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just gave out a little wine.