Two Nuts Are Racing Down the Street Two nuts are racing down the street. One nut yells to the other: “I’m a cashew.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, March 19, 2025 80,16
Boat Full of High School Graduates What do you call a boat full of high school graduates? A scholarship. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, March 18, 2025 69,13
Why Did the Octopus Beat the Shark in a Fight Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, March 17, 2025 73,15
I Couldn’t Do Math in Kindergarten I couldn’t do math in kindergarten unless I was sitting in someone’s lap. It wasn’t a problem, but as an adult I can’t count on anyone. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, March 16, 2025 …
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My Neighbors Listen to Really Good Music My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, March 15, 2025 70,13
I Bought Shoes From a Drug Dealer Once I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, March 14, 2025 105,22
What kind of bagel do pilots like? Plain. What kind of bagel do pilots like? Plain. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, March 13, 2025 41,8
What Happens to a Bear’s Vision After Dark What happens to a bear’s vision after dark? He can bearly see. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, March 12, 2025 62,12
Did You Hear About the Haunted Tractor Did you hear about the haunted tractor? It was rumbling down a country road when it turned into a field. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, March 11, 2025 104,20
Why Did the Coffee No Longer Feel Safe at Home Why did the coffee no longer feel safe at home? It was mugged. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, March 10, 2025 62,13
