I Almost Got Caught Stealing a Board Game Today I almost got caught stealing a board game today. But it was a risk I was willing to take. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, August 26, 2025 89,19
After My Brother Stole All the Ice From My Soda After my brother stole all the ice from my soda, my mom asked what I wanted. I replied: “Justice!” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, August 25, 2025 98,19
Nihilists Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb How many nihilists does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn’t matter. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, August 24, 2025 76,15
What I if told you… You read the joke wrong. What I if told you… You read the joke wrong. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, August 23, 2025 44,10
Our Letter Carrier Never Gets the Humor Our letter carrier never gets the humor in my best jokes. I guess the key to a good mailman joke is the delivery. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, August 22, 2025 113,23
Jokes About Penguins For My Routine I was going to add jokes about penguins to my routine until I realized they won’t fly. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, August 21, 2025 86,17
I Decided to Apply For Australian Citizenship I decided to apply for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?” I replied, “No. Is it still required?” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, August 20, 2025 144,24 …
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Dickens Walks Into a Bar and Orders a Martini Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. Bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, August 19, 2025 88,15
Why Couldn’t the Duck Cross the Road Why couldn’t the duck cross the road? Because he got his foot stuck in a quack. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, August 18, 2025 79,16
I Have a New Niece Friend: “I have a new niece.” Me: “Why, was there something wrong with the old one?” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, August 17, 2025 84,16
